Siaran tertunda Isnani : Kereta Peronda JPJ

Last Saturday,
One fine mornin, ibu asked me whether i got plan or not...
I just smiled at her and said, "Takde la.. Ahad ade la.. Nape bu?"
She wanted to bring Embun (our mummy cat) to the veterinary.
We went to Kota Damansara, Klinik Haiwan Dr. Bun..
(Heee heee... Kinda like with the doc's name...)
Unfortunately, the clinic was closed...
Ibu took all the details,
the opening hours and contact number.
We decided to come again next week.

Then, i continued to drive and i took a right turn..
From far, i can saw the JPJ's car already..
The driver was trying to do reverse parking...
(hek eleh macam terer beno)
The good thing, the parking boxes was damn empty..
There were no cars at all...
The bad thing, i got stuck in the middle of the road coz i needed to wait for those
"very brilliant" JPJ officers
parked their car inside the parking box..
I just waited and was not blocking their way...
(Yeah! True! My mum can be a witness)
The weirdest thing, after they have "successfully" parked the car,
(in about few minutes later i guess..)
they honked me as if i have done terrible mistake...
Hey! U guys blind or what?
Can't u see i waited patiently u moron!
I stared at 'em even though i knew that they won't be able to see my angry eyes as
i was wearing sunnies that time..
(wish i can be like cyclops,
only one stare, i manage to melt down all those JPJs including their car)

(Gambar di atas sekadar hiasan semata-mata)

Nota Maut:
WTF! Beso sgt ke ko sampai nak hon-hon aku!
Yang beso pon perot je..
Mane tak nyer, gamaknye nak melantak kat maple Subaidah..
tu yang tak menyempat-nyempat nak parking...
nak mentekedarah!!
Hampeh!!

P/S : Parental Guidance needed (PG13) as the language might be a bit offended.